reasons why babies are not needed
- head to body ratio is uneven
- when was last time baby contribute to dinner time conversation
- baby unable to hunt for the clan
- baby is slow and usually racist
(via fabuasstic)
things that shouldn’t exist:
- body hair
- acne
- getting sick
- bad things happening to good people
- olives
(via homoeroticsmutfanfiction)
(Source: 30rockasaurus, via orgasmic-humor)
isn’t it ironic
how we kill
flowers
because we
think that
they are
beautiful
(via discolor3d)
